kermittheclown

scissorbritches:

owlpellet:
owlpellet:
shithowdy:
where do all these retailers get off calling pants that go up to the bellybutton “high-waisted”. no. fuck you. that’s called “mid-rise”. i want to wear a crop top and not have a single inch of belly showing. i want to be able to button my pants over my tits. are you listening? you’re not listening. i want my shirt to feel redundant. i want to feel like i’m being vored by my own pants. bad-end, six pages into the comic,
i cant believe this post has come back to me and also i’m just going to reiterate that the people saying ‘robbie rotten’ on this post are vibing with me 100x harder than any of the free-range organic stooges suggesting ‘overalls’
i’m risking it all by bringing this post back but it’s very important that i announce that today on my reddit feed i saw them
@sharkwaifu

lovlae:

“art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth” - pablo picasso

blakedbread:
“ kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:
“72th
”
I fixed it
”

blakedbread:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:
72th
I fixed it

simonalkenmayer:

deluxetrashqueen:
gatewayplug:
rettaroo:
Fun fact! Walrus whistles are what were used as ambient spooky background noises during jungle scenes in the second Jurassic Park film!
The sound recordists got pelted with bits of half eaten fish when they were recording(the walruses were rewarded with fish for whistling). Sound supervisor Gary Rydstrom said “the hardest part was not screaming”
Fun fact: This is why sailors believed in sirens.
You can argue, but it’s actually true.

Y’all didn’t tell me the Harley Quinn show is antisemitic

monsterlovingman:

I think we all need to move past “don’t be mean to artists uwu” and recognize there’s a difference between telling a middle schooler that they should just stop making art altogether because they lack the skills developed after years of practice and telling a grown adult who graduated from a prestigious art school that they shouldn’t draw fanart of black characters that looks like literal Jim Crow propaganda and trans dudes with tits bigger than their heads

notcorrectwitcher:
“ rubykgrant:
“ squided:
“ newtonpermetersquare:
“Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic
”
how did I never once think to use tape fuck
”
one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets...

notcorrectwitcher:

rubykgrant:
squided:
newtonpermetersquare:
Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic
how did I never once think to use tape fuck
one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”
Holy shit

midnight-revelation:

bimboid:

berrycobbler:

I feel like the blatant sexualization of chel from el dorado shouldn’t be celebrated as something that “made us gay!” when it’s a racist and misogynistic caricature of native women

pink–bleach:

becauseimjustmeandall:
traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs:
vrystol:
uptodaete:
chikendog:
sheikofthesheikah:
nicodoll:
extradan:
nicodoll:
whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like
pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px
i dont use that trick
this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.
дякую
oh my god
Reblogging again for my inflation artist followers. XDDD
This is absolutely the most unnecessary addition to this post you could have ever made.

cornbreadfishncollardgreens:
“ novisitesestetumblr:
“ rad-dummy:
“ smis-happens:
“ mapsontheweb:
“You can walk in a straight line from Madrid to Shanghai without hitting a major body of water using Earth’s curvature.
”
Egg hatching route.
”
For...

cornbreadfishncollardgreens:

novisitesestetumblr:
rad-dummy:
smis-happens:
mapsontheweb:
You can walk in a straight line from Madrid to Shanghai without hitting a major body of water using Earth’s curvature.
Egg hatching route.
For everyone who says “that’s not a straight line it’s a curved line” please remember that the Earth is round, not flat. Here’s the line, as rendered with Google Earth:
As you can see, the line is straight!
I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, but I wouldn’t swim a single mile
Flat eath gone get you for this one

okayysophia:

p-pikachu:
Lizzo attends the 62nd Annual GRAMMY Awards.

generalgrievousdatingsim:

simple plan: what’s new scooby doo? we’re coming after you, we’re gonna solve that mystery, i see you scooby doo, the trail leads back to you, what’s new scooby doo?
me and my siblings every evening after school:

vanillaice64:

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